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  • Brad Williams Quote - Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.
  • Brad Williams Quote - Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.
  • Brad Williams Quote - Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.
  • Brad Williams Quote - Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.
  • Brad Williams Quote - Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.
  • Brad Williams Quote - Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.
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Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - I hate that when people are like, “Well, all dwarves know each other, right?” And you want to get mad, but you can’t because we do.

    I hate that when people are like, “Well, all dwarves know each other, right?” And you want to get mad, but you can’t because we do.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - I don’t know why you’d go to a comedian and say, “You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets.”

    I don’t know why you’d go to a comedian and say, “You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets.”

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you’d be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.

    If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you’d be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because… they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can’t take it to a dangerous place. Download This Image

    Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because… they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can’t take it to a dangerous place.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - I’m in awe of comedians that do things that I can’t do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be – hell, Carrot Top. I can’t be Carrot Top. I can’t.

    I’m in awe of comedians that do things that I can’t do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be – hell, Carrot Top. I can’t be Carrot Top. I can’t.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - It’s weird when people ask me, “Why are you so nice?” It’s like, “Because that’s just what you should do. You should be kind to people.” It seems really basic, but it’s amazing how many people forget that.

    It’s weird when people ask me, “Why are you so nice?” It’s like, “Because that’s just what you should do. You should be kind to people.” It seems really basic, but it’s amazing how many people forget that.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - It’s extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what’s going in their community and in their country, but every now and then you just kind of want to turn the brain off for a little bit and just laugh and be silly. Download This Image

    It’s extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what’s going in their community and in their country, but every now and then you just kind of want to turn the brain off for a little bit and just laugh and be silly.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - If I do talk politics it’s very surface, it’s not in-depth.

    If I do talk politics it’s very surface, it’s not in-depth.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true. Download This Image

    Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - It’s very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.

    It’s very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.

    There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - There is often times when I’m in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves it into her cleavage, or grabs my ass, or something like that which – don’t get me wrong. I’m not complaining, but it’s just interesting. It’s just interesting that that occurs.

    There is often times when I’m in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves it into her cleavage, or grabs my ass, or something like that which – don’t get me wrong. I’m not complaining, but it’s just interesting. It’s just interesting that that occurs.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - Every now and then you’ll say something that didn’t quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn’t. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it’s just not funny.

    Every now and then you’ll say something that didn’t quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn’t. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it’s just not funny.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - I don’t take too many things too seriously. Download This Image

    I don’t take too many things too seriously.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well. Download This Image

    In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - There are things that I won’t joke about, but it’s not because I don’t think they’re funny or they can’t be made funny. It’s just that they don’t fit my particular skill set.

    There are things that I won’t joke about, but it’s not because I don’t think they’re funny or they can’t be made funny. It’s just that they don’t fit my particular skill set.

    BRAD WILLIAMS