There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.
BORIS JOHNSONThe dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP, they have run out of better ideas.
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But if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able to do so with all the freedom and exhilaration of our woad-painted ancestors.
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I have come to the conclusion that Tony Blair has finally gone mad … he made assertions that are so jaw-droppingly and breathtakingly at variance with reality that he surely needs professional psychiatric help.
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They say he is shortly off to the Congo. No doubt the AK47s will fall silent, and the pangas will stop their hacking of human flesh, and the tribal warriors will all break out in Watermelon smiles to see the big white chief touch down in his big white British taxpayer-funded bird.
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Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious.
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Humanity would have plunged into a new dark age of absolutely frightening and appalling characteristics without Churchill.
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As a Scot Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister.
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I have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist.
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It just happens I write fast and always have done.
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Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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I don’t believe that economic equality is possible; indeed some measure of inequality is essential for the spirit of envy and keeping up with the Joneses that is, like greed, a valuable spur to economic activity.
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Since January 1993 there have been 27 other countries not in the EU that have done better than the UK at exporting goods into the single market.
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He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well.
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Life isn’t like coursework, baby. It’s one damn essay crisis after another.
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The only reason I wouldn’t go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.
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The difference between Hitler’s speeches and Churchill’s speeches was that Hitler made you think he could do anything; Churchill made you think you could do anything.
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