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I want you to know that I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there than in London.

Boris Johnson

But if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able to do so with all the freedom and exhilaration of our woad-painted ancestors.
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Ancestor Freedom Hands Ourselves People
I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work.
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Country Place Want Work
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.
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Chance Myself Opportunity
It just happens I write fast and always have done.
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Fast Myself Writing
I dont see why people are so snooty about Channel Five. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap-dancing, and other related and vital subjects
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Dancing People War
We need to look at our nannying, mollycoddled, politically correct culture in my view, which stops kids from going out and playing competitive sport. I also think we need to look at the shear fatness of the regulations which control people who want to help kids play sport.
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Competition Help Kids Look Play Politics Sports Stop View
It was the kind of blind, gulping, insensate greed that you associate with some milk-eyed creature in a volcanic fissure at the bottom of the Marianas Trench-an organism with no understanding of the existence, let alone the feelings, of other members of the ecosystem.
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Blind Creature Ecosystem Existence Kind Member
Our friends in America will be at the front of the queue for trade deals.
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Deal Friendship Queue Trade
London is a fantastic creator of jobs – but many of these jobs are going to people who don’t originate in this country.
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Creator Job Originate People
Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can’t now remember what any of them were.
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Goodness Myself Remember Talk
I would ban sweets from school – but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much.
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Healthy School Sweet
It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.
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Easy Hard Work Promise
I’m afraid Sadiq Khan is completely wrong. The European Court of Justice is the supreme legal authority in our country.
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Authority Country Justice
If gay marriage was OK … then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men; or indeed three men and a dog.
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Dog Man Marriage Principle Relationship
The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.
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Empty Surround Vast
It hasn’t taken them long, they began by telling us they would have a positive and patriotic case and they’re back to project fear within minutes. There they go again they have nothing positive to say.
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Beginning Fear Positive Talk

I want you to know that I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there than in London.

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