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I want you to know that I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there than in London.

Boris Johnson

It just happens I write fast and always have done.
BORIS JOHNSON

Done Happens Writing
The difference between Hitler’s speeches and Churchill’s speeches was that Hitler made you think he could do anything; Churchill made you think you could do anything.
BORIS JOHNSON

Difference Speech Thinking Yourself
It was the kind of blind, gulping, insensate greed that you associate with some milk-eyed creature in a volcanic fissure at the bottom of the Marianas Trench-an organism with no understanding of the existence, let alone the feelings, of other members of the ecosystem.
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Ecosystems Greed Understanding
The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.
BORIS JOHNSON

Conservatism Meat
When Cameron’s Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity.
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Conservatism Cycle Gold Power
We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
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Break Poor Restrain
Volunteering is also now more crucial than ever in helping people find work.
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Finding Help People Volunteer Work
Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.
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Compassion Excitement Sight
Do you seriously propose that they are going to be so insane as to allow tariffs to be imposed. The EU is, I’m afraid a job destroying engine. You can see it all across southern Europe, you can see it, alas, in our country.
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Allow Country Ourselves Propose Serious
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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Chance Reason Vote Wife Yourself
London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.
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Country Home Ping Pong
I’d like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton.
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Education Goodness Myself
It just happens I write fast and always have done.
BORIS JOHNSON

Fast Myself Writing
The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale.
BORIS JOHNSON

Country Olympics People Scales
Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can’t now remember what any of them were.
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Anything Long Remember Say
This is a super masticated subject, and it is time to spit it out.
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Scorn Spit Subjects

I want you to know that I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there than in London.

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