It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.
BORIS JOHNSONIn 1904, 20 per cent of journeys were made by bicycle in London. I want to see a figure like that again. If you can’t turn the clock back to 1904, what’s the point of being a Conservative?
More Boris Johnson Quotes
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I think the risks that people see of terrorism are incredibly important but we are very confident we have got the right people on it and the risks have been minimised.
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I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
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I dont see why people are so snooty about Channel Five. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap-dancing, and other related and vital subjects
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It just happens I write fast and always have done.
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This is not a time to quail, it is not a crisis, nor should we see it as an excuse for wobbling or self-doubt. But it is a moment for hope…
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I want you to know that I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there than in London.
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Dark forces dragged me away from the keyboard, swirling forces of irresistible intensity and power.
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The only reason I wouldn’t go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.
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The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.
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What makes the achievements of communist Russia so special and different, that you can simper around in a CCCP T-shirt, while anyone demented enough to wear anything commemorating the Third Reich would be speedily banged away under the 1986 Public Order Act?
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Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.
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Volunteering is also now more crucial than ever in helping people find work.
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My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.
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We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
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