“All I can tell you is I played with Johnny Mitchell. Johnny Mitchell was one of the greatest athletic talents I ever played with, but I could never trust him.”

Educate yourself. Understand what you’re dealing with. Then figure out how to fight it. Then figure out how to raise money for that fight. It’ll help you cope. It’ll help your child.

When we played against Dan Marino, the best defense was to keep him on the sideline. By keeping him on the sideline, you made him frustrated.

Randy Moss is not a leader. He doesn’t deserve to be the captain of the Oakland Raiders. He’s the one who said he wanted to be traded. He’s not happy. His effort is lacking. That’s a disgrace to the uniform. I don’t care what uniform you have on.

To my mind ClickThings, and John Underwood are world champion caliber, and I am delighted to have the opportunity to partner with them.

A whopping 89 percent of buyers start their home search online. How your house looks online is the modern equivalent of ‘curb appeal.’

I just want to keep living on and enjoying food! Even though I’m gaining weight,

I never lost or fail, not yet conquered. If I fall seven times, I get up eight

I adore my dad. He’s a 78-year-old man and my inspiration.

Time is three eyes and eight elbows.

At the age of eight, I discovered that I could write songs.

The Eighth Commandment was not made for bards.

My only ambition in life . . . is to wear size 28 jeans.