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In fact, with Michael Jackson, I think those mourning people… They aren’t even waking Michael, they’re waking the Michael Jackson of ’84.

Bobcat Goldthwait

Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don’t you gimme some damn chicken?
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Animal Funny Squirrels
They never were given a chance to give their respects to the death of the guy they loved back in ’84.
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Back Given Love Respect
I can smell parents’ stomach acid right now, but they know that whole “You gotta get a job and you gotta settle for what people perceive as success” thing is really absurd.
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Gotta Partner Perceive Right Settle Smell
In fact, with Michael Jackson, I think those mourning people… They aren’t even waking Michael, they’re waking the Michael Jackson of ’84.
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Giving People Thinking
I lost my job, well I didn’t lose it, I know where it is, there’s just some other guy doing it now.
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Guy Jobs Lost
Fame is like a big eraser. It’s strange, now that I’m famous. In my parents’ opinion, all the shitty things – all the wreckage of my past – is erased.
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Kids Past Son
Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.
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Everything Quitting Something
How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that’s who I am.
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Atheist Gun Vegeterain
Kurt (Cobain) was a fan of my standup, which was pretty weird.
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College Sports Years
When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn’t get a job and I couldn’t eat meat.
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Baby Jobs Meat
I’m against gun control. It’s not that I like guns, it’s just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances that a bunch of rednecks will blow each other’s heads off.
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Blow Control Gun Increase Redneck
We don’t really become worm food. We go to a magical place with bunnies and rainbows.”
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Become Bunnles Firm Good Rainbows
America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
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Country Funny Humor
Stand-up was interesting to me at the beginning, because I was trying to parody it. My early stand-up was really Andy Kaufman-esque, and then I became the very thing I was making fun of.
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Fun Interesting Trying
Don’t hoo, hoo, hoo me. There’s a fine line between hoo, hoo, hoo and hiel, hiel, hiel.
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Fine Lines
That’s human nature – we want to completely rewrite history so it can be comfortable.
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Afterlife Profound Rainbow

In fact, with Michael Jackson, I think those mourning people… They aren’t even waking Michael, they’re waking the Michael Jackson of ’84.

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