This guy makes coffee nervous.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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