And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
BOBBY HEENANThere’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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