This guy makes coffee nervous.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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