I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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