I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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