This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
BOBBY HEENANHawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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