Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
BOBBY HEENANHawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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