I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
BOBBY HEENANHawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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