You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENANHawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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