They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
BOBBY HEENANStu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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