Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
BOBBY HEENANStu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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