The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENANStu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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