You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
BOBBY HEENANStu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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