There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
BOBBY HEENANStu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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