How do you catch a knuckleball? You wait until it stops rolling, then go pick it up.
BOB UECKERLet’s face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can’t resist.
More Bob Uecker Quotes
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I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.
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The biggest thrill a ballplayer can have is when your son takes after you. That happened when my Bobby was in his championship Little League game.
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Not bragging by any means, but I could have done a lot of other stuff as far as working in films go and working in television…
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I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career – anything for a laugh.
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Phil Niekro and his brother were pitching against each other in Atlanta. Their parents were sitting right behind home plate.
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I just grew the hair on my back. Facial hair just wasn’t appealing to me. I liked it on my back, though.
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I don’t like losing. But I don’t think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I don’t think once.
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You throw batting practice, you warm up pitchers, you sit and cheer. You do whatever you have to do to stay on the team.
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I didn’t get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a Bob Uecker Day Off for me once in Philly.
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I think I set a terrific example of ‘Don’t do this’ and ‘Don’t do that.’ And that’s one of the things that I’m most proud of.
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I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel’s suitcase.
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Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick people year in and year out the way I did, I think that was a much greater feat.
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Depending on the weight and model I was using at that time – I would say eight to 10 cookouts.
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I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
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I had slumps that lasted into the winter.
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