I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
BOB SAGETSundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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