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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.

Bob Saget

A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Comedian Jokes Three
I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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Littles People Smoking
I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Causes Drink Fighting
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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Boys Car Country Years
I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Nice Pieces Salmon
It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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Make People Think Thinking
Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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Fishes Nothing Pieces
At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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Day End Over Time
My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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Cry Favorite Song Thinking
Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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Realizing Sometimes Wish
In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Creative Forward Looking People
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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House Lasts People
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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Squirrels Way Yards
My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Choices Done Procrastination
Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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Kindness Necessity Virtue
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Closer Enemies Say

Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.

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