A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
BOB SAGETA lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
BOB SAGETI was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
BOB SAGETI don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
BOB SAGETI have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
BOB SAGETI’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
BOB SAGETIt’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
BOB SAGETNothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
BOB SAGETAt the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
BOB SAGETMy favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
BOB SAGETSometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
BOB SAGETIn the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
BOB SAGETA lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
BOB SAGETThe squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
BOB SAGETMy favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
BOB SAGETKindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
BOB SAGETThey say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
BOB SAGET