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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.

Bob Saget

I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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Penguins People Want
Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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Fool Men Wise
A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
BOB SAGET

Comedian Jokes Three
I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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Littles People Smoking
At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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Day End Over Time
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Body Four People
I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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Case Feel Level Mother Something
If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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Car Die Kids Saving Want
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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House Lasts People
And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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Bird Country Cutting People
People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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Each Other Feed People
My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
BOB SAGET

Diapers Saint Wife
Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Men Saw Son Yelling
If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Hanging Negative People Two
Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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Creativity Day Kindness New
Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
BOB SAGET

Arguing People Truth

It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.

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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.

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