I got my start in silent radio.
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More Bob Monkhouse Quotes
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When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
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I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.
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My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.
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They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.
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I’ll never stop working. I want to die in the saddle. A day is wasted for me if I haven’t done something even mildly creative.
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I know I’m a sinner, but make me a winner!
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My wife said, ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I said, ‘Why?’ And she said, ‘Well, she’s been up on the roof two weeks already.’
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Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
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Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can’t fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them. Such nice things are always said about the deceased, I feel sad that they had to miss hearing it all by just a few days.
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I’d never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
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With my wife it was sex, sex, sex…Yes, three times in 35 years.
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I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.
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Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.
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My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
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I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
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