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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.

Bo Burnham

The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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Firsts Forever Wikipedia
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
BO BURNHAM

Funny Humor School
Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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Funny Humor Toes Women
Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop’s another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you’re talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It’s like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.
BO BURNHAM

Art Aware Comedy Self Song
I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
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About Caution Real Things Understand
I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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Funny Humor Locks Safe
I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
BO BURNHAM

Speak Thinking Want
If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
BO BURNHAM

Comedy Facts People
Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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Funny Humor Poverty Racism
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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Favors Littles Thinking
I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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Comedian Comedy Watches
I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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Close College Comedy Going
What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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Creative Funny Humor Life
Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
BO BURNHAM

Bible Jesus Kindness
Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
BO BURNHAM

Best Laughter Medicine
I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
BO BURNHAM

Funny Said Staring Stop

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.

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