My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
BO BURNHAMQuotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18… Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
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