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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

Bo Burnham

I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
BO BURNHAM

Endearing Generation Just Say Sustainable Trying
I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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Love Perfect Trying You
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Deer Necks Saws
Where are all the sour patch parents?
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Funny Humor Parent
I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
BO BURNHAM

Faces Something Stupid
Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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Like Parent Something Sometimes Watch
I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Designer Funny Humor Love You
I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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Character Doing Feel Main
I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Funny Said Staring Stop
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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Funny Humor School
Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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Asian Country People Persons
I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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Belief Funny Humor
When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Comforter Funny Humor
And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Balls Funny Humor Person Two
Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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Comedy Funny Humor Women
I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
BO BURNHAM

Kids Singing Song

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

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