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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

Bo Burnham

There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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Certain Joke Lines Mind Poetry
When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Comforter Funny Humor
I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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Close College Comedy Going
When things [writing] are over, I always think, ‘well, I’m never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I’m going to go be a farmer’. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won’t happen.
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Ideas Thinking Writing
For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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Comedians Men Say Anything
All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Dirty Funny Humor
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Donkey Funny Giants Humor
I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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Character Doing Feel Main
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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Country Funny Gay Humor Meet Time
I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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Funny Humor Locks Safe
I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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Changed Focus Happy Try Trying
I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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Add Thinking Trying
Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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Like Parent Something Sometimes Watch
I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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Encourage Fan Love Really Something Unhealthy
I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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Faces Something Stupid
My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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Faces Ideas Littles Persona

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

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