Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
BO BURNHAMI’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you’re on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don’t want to be onstage looking like a robot,
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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