I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
BO BURNHAMI’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, ‘well, I’m never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I’m going to go be a farmer’. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won’t happen.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you’re on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don’t want to be onstage looking like a robot,
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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