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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.

Bo Burnham

It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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Character Names Play
At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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Feelings Thinking Time Years
Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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Funny Humor Poverty Racism
Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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Isquaring Numbers Thirteen
I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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Comedian Fans People
Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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Funny Humor Toes Women
People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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People Self Thinking
Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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Fake Kings Talent
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Donkey Funny Giants Humor
Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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Country Guy Impression People
There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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Certain Joke Lines Mind Poetry
Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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Cancer Funny Humor
What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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Creative Funny Humor Life
The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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Average Person Tube
I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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Close College Comedy Going
Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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Comedy Enjoy Fun

The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.

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