I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
BO BURNHAMThe thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18… Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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