Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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