I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
BILL WATTERSONI try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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