We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
BILL WATTERSONI try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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