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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.

Bill Watterson

Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Dark Imagine Thinking
For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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Curiosity Ideas Play Years
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Car Mind Running
I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Around Circle Hobbies Know Screaming
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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Avenue Cynical Hollywood Poised Raised Scary
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Humorous Running Solid Water
They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Around Figures Hang Right Secret Tricks
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life

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