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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.

Bill Watterson

In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Long Memories Outside School Successful Term
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Generation Running World
The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Delusion Faces Life People Preposterous
Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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Craft Different Editorial Joke Taste Technique
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
BILL WATTERSON

Little Surreal Trying
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Forest Intelligent Reading Thinking
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Littles Nice People
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking
Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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Built Character Regretted
I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Lettering Reflection Way Writing

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