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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.

Bill Watterson

Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Loopholes Pubbawup
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Children Mom Motivational
I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Anymore Country Mom People Play Think
Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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Drugs Missing Rooms Trashed
It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Lobotomy Needs Saws
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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Craft Different Editorial Joke Taste Technique
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Forest Intelligent Reading Thinking
Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Day Seize Throttle Tomorrow
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Frustration Life Like Running
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Decision Desire Motivational Ourselves Thinking

I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.

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