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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.

Bill Watterson

Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Believe Evil Men
Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Day Seize Throttle Tomorrow
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Around Figures Hang Right Secret Tricks
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Enough Undead Zombie
At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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Along Around Detroit Enjoy Good Probably Time
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
BILL WATTERSON

Creating Good Life Thinking
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Learning Snowflake Thinking Unique
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
BILL WATTERSON

Contact None Sometimes Think Universe

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