Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
BILL WATTERSONOf course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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