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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.

Bill Watterson

Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
BILL WATTERSON

Congratulations Forever Long
Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Painting Solve Tigers Vans
You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Enemy Maybe Needs Take Yeah
You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Afford Ignorant Knowledge Least Paralyzing
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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Cheat Game Idiotic Lose Play Sneaky Some Undermanned
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Car Mind Running
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
BILL WATTERSON

Looks Other Real Zombie
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Problem Tiny Trouble
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Different Gatekeepers Gone Prospects Voice
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War

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