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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.

Bill Watterson

Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
BILL WATTERSON

Looks Other Real Zombie
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Common Ignore Plenty Sense
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Enjoy School Smock Sunday
I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Allowed Hello Rattle Say Stop Swear Words
Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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Footstep Important Made Matter Precious
What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Point Rockets Ships Wearing
[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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Looks Scrabble Vowels
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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Cultural Disintegrating Impact Less Money
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Direction Events Knowable Order Prejudice
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Congratulations Forever Long
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing

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