Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
BILL WATTERSONOf course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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