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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.

Bill Watterson

Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Really Running Stupid
Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Day Seize Throttle Tomorrow
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Dad Letting Mom Wondering
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Anymore Country Mom People Play Think
Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Beans Place Someday Stupid Thinking
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Detours Motivational Truth
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Hate Point Stories Thinking
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Firsts Hobbes Use
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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Demand Kind Sacrifice
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients

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