I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
BILL WATTERSONRainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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