Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
BILL WATTERSONRainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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