If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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