That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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