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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson

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Loopholes Pubbawup
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Refuse Wonder World
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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Mean Opiates Television
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Pigs Riding Three
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Cooties Figured Happened Hobbies Love
Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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Footstep Important Made Matter Precious
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive

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