I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
BILL WATTERSONI let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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