I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
BILL WATTERSONI let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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