I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
BILL WATTERSONI let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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