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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.

Bill Watterson

I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Country Friendship People Rationalizing Real Skills
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Enough Undead Zombie
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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Idea Packing Percent Prostituted
Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Experience Pointless Suddenly Time
Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Believe Evil Men
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Higher Paper Standards
Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Action Fun Hobbes
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Refuse Wonder World

I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.

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