If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSONI think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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