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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.

Bill Watterson

Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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Clock Funny Leader Roger
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Anymore Country Mom People Play Think
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Differences Inability Praying Strength
Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Believe Evil Men
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Doubt Listening Nagging
[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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Looks Scrabble Vowels
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Good Luck Lucky Rockets
I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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Kids Publication School Yearbook

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