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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

Bill Watterson

If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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Along Around Detroit Enjoy Good Probably Time
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People
Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Action Fun Hobbes
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Congratulations Forever Long
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Book Jobs Meaningful
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Differences Inability Praying Strength
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Command Information Thorough Useless
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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Cultural Disintegrating Impact Less Money
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

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