Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
BILL WATTERSONThe truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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