Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
BILL WATTERSONThe truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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