You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
BILL WATTERSONThe truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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