If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSONThe way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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