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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

Bill Watterson

Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Fully Great Minded Potential
Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes Thinking Wells
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Mean Wonder
It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Lobotomy Needs Saws
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Funny Inspirational Witty
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Different Inevitable Media Needs
But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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Demand Kind Sacrifice
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Learning Snowflake Thinking Unique

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