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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

Bill Watterson

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Cute Funny Life Stars
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Adulthood Growing Thinking
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Refuse Wonder World
Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Envy Successful Years
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Forest Intelligent Reading Thinking
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Common Ignore Plenty Sense
What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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Cheat Game Idiotic Lose Play Sneaky Some Undermanned
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Delusion Faces Life People Preposterous
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Dad Letting Mom Wondering
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Good Luck Lucky Rockets
Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Appreciating Giving Thinking

The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

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