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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

Bill Watterson

Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Good Luck Lucky Rockets
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Forest Intelligent Reading Thinking
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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Cheat Game Idiotic Lose Play Sneaky Some Undermanned
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes Thinking Wells
Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Speaking Talking Thinking
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Envy Successful Years
Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Dance Hard Maybe Number Special Tell
Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Experience Pointless Suddenly Time
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat

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