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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

Bill Watterson

If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Speaking Talking Thinking
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Afford Ignorant Knowledge Least Paralyzing
You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Army Handy Knife Swiss Time
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Cute Funny Life Stars
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Cooties Figured Happened Hobbies Love
Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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Everyone Knows Letter Played Score Word
Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Architect Form Function
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Enough Undead Zombie
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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Issues Reality Special
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs

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