If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSONSurprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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