Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
BILL WATTERSONTomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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