I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
BILL WATTERSONTomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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