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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.

Bill Watterson

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Firsts Hobbes Use
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Experience Pointless Suddenly Time
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way
You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Army Handy Knife Swiss Time
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Congratulation Cynically Expect Manipulate Nothing Taught
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Detours Failure Resources Wells
They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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Law Lawn Over Running Spirit Wall
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Courage Different Everything Lonely Pretty
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle

Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.

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