I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
BILL WATTERSONTomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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