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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.

Bill Watterson

Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Action Fun Hobbes
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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Along Around Detroit Enjoy Good Probably Time
To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Accomplish Happier Happy Meaning Trouble
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Differences Inability Praying Strength
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Country Kings Mom Nice People Think
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Appreciating Giving Thinking
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Graduation Real World
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Children Mom Motivational
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Congratulation Cynically Expect Manipulate Nothing Taught
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood

You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.

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