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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.

Bill Watterson

I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
BILL WATTERSON

Happiness Inspirational Life
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Book Jobs Meaningful
To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Accomplish Happier Happy Meaning Trouble
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Speaking Talking Thinking
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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Along Around Detroit Enjoy Good Probably Time
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes Thinking Wells
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Experience Pointless Suddenly Time
Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Believe Evil Men

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