I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
BILL WATTERSONI tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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