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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.

Bill Watterson

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
BILL WATTERSON

Desire Life Positive
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Class League Superhero
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Funny Inspirational Witty
Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Dance Hard Maybe Number Special Tell
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Accomplish Funny Life Motivational Nothing
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Good Luck Lucky Rockets
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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Everyone Knows Letter Played Score Word
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.

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