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Bill Watterson

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Humorous Running Solid Water
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Long Memories Outside School Successful Term
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Firsts Hobbes Use
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Command Information Thorough Useless
Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Speaking Talking Thinking
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking
Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Action Fun Hobbes
Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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Avenue Cynical Hollywood Poised Raised Scary

I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.

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