Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.
BILL MURRAYWhen I work, my first relationship with people is professional. There are people who want to be your friend right away. I say, “We’re not gonna be friends until we get this done.
More Bill Murray Quotes
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When you did the job, you thought you were just trying to amuse your friends who are all on the job. I’m just trying to make the sound guy laugh, the script supervisor.
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My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses
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Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
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The critics. When they’re right, they’re right for the wrong reasons. And they’re usually wrong.
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I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.
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Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can’t buy backbone. Don’t let them forget it. Thank you.
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I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren’s dog is named Rugby. I said, Yeah, but his real name is Stickball.
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I think all phases of one’s career are serious if you take it seriously no matter if you are doing high profile dramatic pieces or not.
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If Google doesn’t know the answer, then it’s not a question
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The only good thing about fame that I’ve gotten is I’ve gotten out of a couple of speeding tickets. I’ve gotten into a restaurant when I didn’t have a suit and tie on. That’s really about it.
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The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive.
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The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything.
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Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I’m just telling everyone that it’s a wonderful place to go.
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My back hurts. My legs ache. I’m only four!
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Totie Fields is one of my benchmarks for a lot of things. There was a standard of show business.
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