Afghanistan is just one of those countries that no group can conquer. It’s so challenging to live, and the people are so close among their own tribes, their own groups, that you can’t rule them all, you can’t get an accord from all of them.
BILL MURRAYAlcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
More Bill Murray Quotes
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I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
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While I have felt lonely many times in my life, the oddest feeling of all was after my mother, Lucille, died. My father had already died, but I always had some attachment to our big family while she was alive. It seems strange to say now that I felt so lonely, yet I did.
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To people who want to be rich and famous, I’d say, “Get rich first and see if that doesn’t cover it.”
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it’s usually something unusual.
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Here’s the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don’t get there, we’re both fired.
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That’s the reason I’m not the one that’s dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.
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The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.
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I was at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards one year – they called me up when somebody canceled two days before the thing, and asked me to present some awards.
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I think all phases of one’s career are serious if you take it seriously no matter if you are doing high profile dramatic pieces or not.
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People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You’re new and you’re hot and things go wrong.
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We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it
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When you see grown men near to tears because they’ve missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.
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I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.
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The set is stocked with Victorian extras and little children in Oliver kind of outfits, and the director says, “All right, Bud – just give it whatever you want.” And Hackett goes off on a rant. Unbelievably obscene.
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And I say, ‘Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.’ And he says, ‘Oh, uh, there won’t be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.’ So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
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