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When I started, the scripts weren’t as good, and you’d have to have a huge burst of energy to go, “Sheesh, how am I going to? This stuff’s no good.”

Bill Murray

Well it’s hard to be yourself, it’s the hardest job there is.
BILL MURRAY

Being Hardest Jobs Yourself
Disneyland. The world’s biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
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People Traps World
We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it
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Cherries Ice Cream Syrup
But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything – your diet, how to live your life, how to improve your golf. The lot. I have always had a thing against the Mister Know-It-Alls.
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Advice Golf People
Every moment that you share someone else’s pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.
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Moments Pain Share
If Google doesn’t know the answer, then it’s not a question
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Answers Google Media Social
Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.
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Golf Kids Play
If you have someone that you think is The One, don’t just sort of think in your ordinary mind, ‘
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Love Party Thinking
My favorite thing about New York is the people, because I think they’re misunderstood. I don’t think people realize how kind New York people are.
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Country People Thinking
The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do.
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Better Keep Needs Things
The cell will completely collapse and become nothing. That’s kind of what it’s like being famous. People say hi, how are you doing, and after the thousandth time, you just get angry; you really pop.
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Angry People Pop Thousand
Don’t think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you’ll never do a thing.
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Errors Otherwise Thinking
Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
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Crash Knows People
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it’s usually something unusual.
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Stripes Underwear Unusual
If I run into someone on the street, that’s one thing. But answering mail for a living? I like a job where you can play and act kind of goofy and have some fun.
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Fun Jobs Running
I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that’s it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I’d done something.
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Home Month Mustache

When I started, the scripts weren’t as good, and you’d have to have a huge burst of energy to go, “Sheesh, how am I going to? This stuff’s no good.”

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When I started, the scripts weren’t as good, and you’d have to have a huge burst of energy to go, “Sheesh, how am I going to? This stuff’s no good.”

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