My back hurts. My legs ache. I’m only four!
BILL MURRAYI’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.
More Bill Murray Quotes
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The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
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You have to be as light as you can be, and you don’t have to be weighted down, stuck in your emotions and stuck in your body, stuck in your head. You just want to try and elevate something.
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He’s going on and on and on, and finally he stops. It’s just total horror, and the camera’s still rolling. You can hear it, sort of a grinding noise. And the director says, “Anything else, Bud?”
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People confuse friendship and relaxation. It’s incredibly important to be relaxed – you don’t have a chance if you’re not relaxed. So I try very hard to relax any kind of tension. But friendship is different.
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You don’t have to have all this film stock, you can work faster, and you don’t need a giant crew. It’s great.
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The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that’s very good. My mother has learned how to spend money.
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Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I’m just telling everyone that it’s a wonderful place to go.
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I’m just a potato that won’t quit. I’m a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I’ve got legs.
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Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
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I really don’t know what’s going to come out of my mouth.
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And go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of. And if when you come back to JFK, when you land in JFK, and you’re still in love with that person, get married at the airport.
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If it starts to drag on set, or if you feel like it’s not a fun experience, people get down, the energy gets down. You’ve got to keep the energy up.
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Zombies dont mess with other zombies.
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I don’t know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn’t know how much money I was making.
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The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
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