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To people who want to be rich and famous, I’d say, “Get rich first and see if that doesn’t cover it.”

Bill Murray

So far, I’ve only sailed in the Caribbean. I’ve sailed the Virgin Island and The Grenadines. I liked all that. We charted some really crummy boats in the Grenadines. That made for an exciting sailing trip (laughs) when everything goes well.
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Exciting Islands Laughing Rip
I don’t know what my fans are going to think. It’s definitely not what they’re used to from me.
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Fans Thinking Used
Somewhere there’s a score being kept, so you have an obligation to live life as well as you can, be as engaged as you can.
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Life Obligation Score
Afghanistan is just one of those countries that no group can conquer. It’s so challenging to live, and the people are so close among their own tribes, their own groups, that you can’t rule them all, you can’t get an accord from all of them.
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Challenge Country People
Zombies dont mess with other zombies.
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Mess Other Zombie
Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn’t here yet, whatever it’s going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That’s it.
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Future Gone Past Wells
Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
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Half People Years
But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything – your diet, how to live your life, how to improve your golf. The lot. I have always had a thing against the Mister Know-It-Alls.
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Advice Golf People
Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
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Deep Dying Humor Thought
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over and over?
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Day Girl Good Sunset
I didn’t get into this position by being like a stiff sitting on the set in a folding chair. I did it by walking around on the streets and stirring things up.
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Chairs Folding Sitting
Well it’s hard to be yourself, it’s the hardest job there is.
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Being Hardest Jobs Yourself
If Google doesn’t know the answer, then it’s not a question
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Answers Google Media Social
The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that’s very good. My mother has learned how to spend money.
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Buying Car Mother
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
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Alcohol Liquid Photoshop
Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.
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Get Real Sometimes Tired

To people who want to be rich and famous, I’d say, “Get rich first and see if that doesn’t cover it.”

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