I act like a jerk sometimes.
BILL MURRAYTo people who want to be rich and famous, I’d say, “Get rich first and see if that doesn’t cover it.”
More Bill Murray Quotes
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The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
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If you have someone that you think is The One, don’t just sort of think in your ordinary mind, ‘
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Just the very thought of someone my age going to visit old girlfriends had instant appeal.Even women think, ‘That would be interesting.’ Not comfortable, but interesting. It is not a comfortable film at any point.
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You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.
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I don’t want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.
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The truth is, anybody that becomes famous is an ass for a year and a half. You’ve got to give them a year and a half, two years.
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Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
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Here’s the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don’t get there, we’re both fired.
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Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like, ‘Yep, I like this one,’ and you just do stuff with them.
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You know the theory of cell irritability? If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change and then re-form into its original shape. And then, the thousandth time you poke this amoeba.
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I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.
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I try to be available for life to happen to me. We’re in this life, and if you’re not available, the sort of ordinary time goes past and you didn’t live it. But if you’re available, life gets huge. You’re really living it.
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I think we’re all sort of imprisoned by – or at least bound to – the choices we make… You want to say no at the right time and you want to say yes more sparingly.
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If I run into someone on the street, that’s one thing. But answering mail for a living? I like a job where you can play and act kind of goofy and have some fun.
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We’re Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.
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