You’ll never be good if you don’t know that you are.
BILL MURRAYDisneyland. The world’s biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
More Bill Murray Quotes
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In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can’t help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They’re very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you’re there.
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There’s only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing.
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I don’t know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn’t know how much money I was making.
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I really don’t know what’s going to come out of my mouth.
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Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.
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Back then, when a movie came out and people saw you on the street, their reaction was so supercharged that it was scary. It would frighten other people. It used to really rattle me.
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When I was a little kid playing baseball, my manager called me Sleepy. And only a few people, who know me from way, way back, call me that still. I used to drift off and that’s why they made me the catcher, so I wouldn’t fall asleep. That gift I have still.
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They are getting so much smoke blown, and their whole world gets so turned upside down, their responses become distorted. I give everybody a year or two to pull it together because, when it first happens, I know how it is.
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If Google doesn’t know the answer, then it’s not a question
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This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.
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I was at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards one year – they called me up when somebody canceled two days before the thing, and asked me to present some awards.
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If you have someone that you think is The One, don’t just sort of think in your ordinary mind, ‘
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Totie Fields is one of my benchmarks for a lot of things. There was a standard of show business.
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The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we’re doing.
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Chicago actors are hard-nosed. They’re tough on themselves and their fellow actors. They’re self-demanding.
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