My back hurts. My legs ache. I’m only four!
BILL MURRAYDisneyland. The world’s biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
More Bill Murray Quotes
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People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
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Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.
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Just the very thought of someone my age going to visit old girlfriends had instant appeal.Even women think, ‘That would be interesting.’ Not comfortable, but interesting. It is not a comfortable film at any point.
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Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.
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Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.
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We’re Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.
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You have to be as light as you can be, and you don’t have to be weighted down, stuck in your emotions and stuck in your body, stuck in your head. You just want to try and elevate something.
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When I started, the scripts weren’t as good, and you’d have to have a huge burst of energy to go, “Sheesh, how am I going to? This stuff’s no good.”
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I don’t know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn’t know how much money I was making.
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Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
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The critics. When they’re right, they’re right for the wrong reasons. And they’re usually wrong.
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I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.
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I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
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My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses
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Somewhere there’s a score being kept, so you have an obligation to live life as well as you can, be as engaged as you can.
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