black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

Everybody had some sort of vision problem, some sort of damage – I had to bury myself in my napkin.

Bill Murray

I think romance basically starts with respect. And new romance always starts with respect. Like the song ‘Love the One You’re With’; there is something to that. It’s not just make love to whomever you’re with, it’s just love whomever you’re with.
BILL MURRAY

Romance Song Thinking
Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.
BILL MURRAY

Enemy People War Worst
I don’t know what my fans are going to think. It’s definitely not what they’re used to from me.
BILL MURRAY

Fans Thinking Used
There’s only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing.
BILL MURRAY

Couple Kids Kitchen
Chicago actors are hard-nosed. They’re tough on themselves and their fellow actors. They’re self-demanding.
BILL MURRAY

Actors Chicago Self
You have to be as light as you can be, and you don’t have to be weighted down, stuck in your emotions and stuck in your body, stuck in your head. You just want to try and elevate something.
BILL MURRAY

Body Elevate Emotions Something
There aren’t many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that’s a 24 hour job right there.
BILL MURRAY

Acting Asking Jobs
Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.
BILL MURRAY

Acting Needs Suits
Totie Fields is one of my benchmarks for a lot of things. There was a standard of show business.
BILL MURRAY

Fields Shows Standards
People confuse friendship and relaxation. It’s incredibly important to be relaxed – you don’t have a chance if you’re not relaxed. So I try very hard to relax any kind of tension. But friendship is different.
BILL MURRAY

Important People Relaxation
The first year I had money, I really went shopping. I got really caught up in it. I bought all my brothers sets of luggage, and I bought ’em winter coats from Giorgio Armani – winter coats. And I got a pair of socks from this brother.
BILL MURRAY

Brother Winter Years
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
BILL MURRAY

Alcohol Liquid Photoshop
You know…they say an elephant never forgets. What they don’t tell you is, you never forget an elephant.
BILL MURRAY

Elephants Forget never
All parties are good.
BILL MURRAY

Good Party
I was at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards one year – they called me up when somebody canceled two days before the thing, and asked me to present some awards.
BILL MURRAY

Award Country Years
The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that’s very good. My mother has learned how to spend money.
BILL MURRAY

Buying Car Mother

Everybody had some sort of vision problem, some sort of damage – I had to bury myself in my napkin.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

Everybody had some sort of vision problem, some sort of damage – I had to bury myself in my napkin.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Bill Murray Quotes