I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.

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I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.

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I don’t answer fan mail. I don’t have time for that. It’s like hundreds of thousands of people who think they’re going to become millionaires getting autographs from movie actors. I don’t have time for those idiots. I’ve got stuff to do.
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You know the theory of cell irritability? If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change and then re-form into its original shape. And then, the thousandth time you poke this amoeba.
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I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.

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