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It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.

Bill Hicks

I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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Believe Created Self World
People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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Better Esteem Feel Self War
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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Doctor Funny Humor
STRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after these guys? I’d just stand there, you know. They’d back up. ‘STRATFORD SUCKS! …STRATFORD SUCKS!’ I’d say, ‘I know. I go there. You’re wasting gas, man.
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After Know Stratford Sucks Suppose
I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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Believe Christian Fruitful People
I am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
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Misanthropic People Theory
Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
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Men Ringo Tunes
Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.
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Add Comedy might Show
Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
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Energizer Language Music
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
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Drug Funny Humor
I saw…a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.
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Horrible Kids People Saws
I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it’s not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they’re Napoleon. That’s fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don’t share them like they’re the truth.
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Believe Bible Dad God People
Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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Atheist Funny Sex
I’ve learned a lot about women. I think I’ve learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we’ll never age.
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Dream Exactly Fall Learned Men Women
Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America… you are free to do as we tell you… you are free to do as we tell you.
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Back Country Free Government
All day long you see those commercials: ‘Here’s Your Brain, Just Say No’…and the next commercial is: ‘This Bud’s For You.’
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Brain Bud Commercial Long

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