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God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

Bill Hicks

No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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Answers Giving Mystery
I’ve been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.
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Flying Southern Towns
They believe the bible is the exact word of God – Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? “I think what God meant to say…”
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Believe God Thinking Word
You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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Jesus Religious Thinking
Rock stars against drugs–that’s what we want, isn’t it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We’re partying now!
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Approved Party Rocks Stars
Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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Humanity Shoes Viruses
Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes–are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
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Children Rocks Stars
I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
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Bullshit Humanity Shoes Tired
I go to dance clubs…about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going ‘God, what idiots!’
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Apartment Clubs Idiots Years
What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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Esteem Feeling Better Self War
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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Marijuana Mistake Weed
Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.
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Caffeine Energize Friday Monday Productive The Figure
Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They’re sick, they’re not criminals. Sick people don’t get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.
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Criminal Drugs Jail People Sick
Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
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Men Ringo Tunes
I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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Future Historically People Several
I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman…come in the guise of a comic…to heal perception by using…’jokes’.
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Artist Culture Perception Western

God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

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