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God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

Bill Hicks

My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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Voice Heard Wanted
Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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Ideas Next Revolutionary
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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Everything Funny Humor Life
You ever seen somebody do that? I’ve seen someone do that. Let me tell you something – if you’re smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I’d think about quitting. And that’s just me, ya know.
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Big Fear Quitting Smoke Something Think
People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings…brings a whole new meaning to that phrase ‘You ain’t from around here, ar’ya?’
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People Phrases Shotguns
I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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Funny Humor Soul
I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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Funny Humor Ideas Revolutionary
I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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Collective Ego Trying Unconscious
I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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Anything Humans Know Tasteful
As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Long People Responsibility
The CIA has a plot…they’ve used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem…is convincing Hussein…to fly to Dallas.
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Dallas Leader Plot
I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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Funny Humor Two
I’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life.
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Confused Going Life Totally
While I’ve found many of the religious shows I’ve viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I’ve never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet – turning off the TV completely.
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Freedom Religious Speech Years
Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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Chicks Jerk Knows
The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It’s a war against our civil rights, that’s all it is. They’re using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.
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Afraid Home Night Suspending War

God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

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