What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn’t it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It’s gonna be worth it!.
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More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick–‘You hate this country’….I have to tell him…I just hate being lied to.
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Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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I’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
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It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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All day long you see those commercials: ‘Here’s Your Brain, Just Say No’…and the next commercial is: ‘This Bud’s For You.’
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I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
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We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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