You are the imagination of yourself.
BILL HICKSSTRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after these guys? I’d just stand there, you know. They’d back up. ‘STRATFORD SUCKS! …STRATFORD SUCKS!’ I’d say, ‘I know. I go there. You’re wasting gas, man.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” How do you know that? “Uh, well… we looked at the receipts.”
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I don’t know what you all believe, and I don’t really care … but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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How would you like to get inside that guy’s mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn’t he?
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We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
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Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.
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A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.
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Rock stars against drugs–that’s what we want, isn’t it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We’re partying now!
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See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
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I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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