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Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.

Bill Hicks

I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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Future Historically People Several
What does an atheist scream when they come?
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Atheist Come Scream
It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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Country Party Political
I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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Country Mean Most Surprise
Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
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Enjoy Eternal Evening Fantasy Reality
It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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Drug Freedom Personal War
Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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Humanity Shoes Viruses
Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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Atheist Funny Sex
The CIA has a plot…they’ve used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem…is convincing Hussein…to fly to Dallas.
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Dallas Leader Plot
I’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life.
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Confused Going Life Totally
They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
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Apathetic Consumer Docile Want
A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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Division God Greed Heart Intelligence
Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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Clueless People Stupid
Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.
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Caffeine Energize Friday Monday Productive The Figure
You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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Jesus Religious Thinking
I can’t believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.
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Belief Commercial Long War

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