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I can’t believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

Bill Hicks

It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
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Cards Dog Objects Tricks
Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They’re sick, they’re not criminals. Sick people don’t get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.
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Criminal Drugs Jail People Sick
If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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Agnostic Atheism Atheist
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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Eight Night Sleep
As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Long People Responsibility
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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Believe Drug Growing
Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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Chicks Jerk Knows
Marijuana grows naturally…Don’t you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don’t know, unnatural?
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Law Marijuana Thinking
…love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all.
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Philosophy Radical
All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.
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Ems Raise Real Taught
Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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Answers Helping People
Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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Humanity Shoes Viruses
You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day”. Yeah, looks like He rushed it
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Believe Creation Eye People Real
I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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Anything Humans Know Tasteful
I am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
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Misanthropic People Theory
In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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Children Easter Night

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