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I can’t believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

Bill Hicks

Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
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Cancer Disease Heart Seriously
What before seemed a…frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.
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Comic Steps Wall
Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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Dream Funny Ideas Revolutionary
I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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Country Mean Most Surprise
I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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Caring Honest Long
Why is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
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Anyone Law Pot Profit
The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.
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Doors Eye Gun Instead One
Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
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Enjoy Eternal Evening Fantasy Reality
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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Marijuana Mistake Weed
Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America… you are free to do as we tell you… you are free to do as we tell you.
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Back Country Free Government
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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Believe Drug Growing
I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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Business Kids Men Running
If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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Behind Day One Tomorrow
Now I wonder why we’re f-ked up as a race. I’ve read the Bible. I can’t find the word “bunny” or “chocolate” anywhere in the f-king book.
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Bible Book Chocolate Race
Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
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Rushing Satan Speaking Watch
I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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