I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
BILL HICKSI’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country…
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I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin’ [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] ‘good evening everybody, remember me, smoking’s bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww.
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Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it’s not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they’re Napoleon. That’s fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don’t share them like they’re the truth.
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To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
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Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.
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I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.
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The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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