If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
BILL HICKSI’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Why is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
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All day long you see those commercials: ‘Here’s Your Brain, Just Say No’…and the next commercial is: ‘This Bud’s For You.’
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How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
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I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.
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Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?…No, it’s not…That’s called logic and it’ll help us all evolve.
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
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I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin’ mouth.
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The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.
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I’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
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