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I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.

Bill Hicks

I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
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Australia Party Thinking
Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
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Energizer Language Music
I’ve had good times on drugs…bad times on drugs…But I’ve had good and bad relationships…and I’m not giving up pussy.
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Bad Drug Giving Relationship Up
I’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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Abortion Baby Steps Unwanted
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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Eight Night Sleep
Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added ’em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.
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Added Age Bible People Years
Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.
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Caffeine Energize Friday Monday Productive The Figure
Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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Keith Nuts Plot Runner
It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
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Cards Dog Objects Tricks
Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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Chicks Jerk Knows
There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent.
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Gun Issues Silent Views
Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
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Men Ringo Tunes
How would you like to get inside that guy’s mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn’t he?
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Around Glance Guy Look
I’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life.
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Confused Going Life Totally
I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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Caring Honest Long
To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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Country People Weapons

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